January 15, 1999

Dear Friend:

Dear Sucker:

We are writing with exciting news about the Family Research Council and the future of the pro-family movement. Because you have stood side by side with Gary Bauer and with FRC in this great cause, we wanted you to hear about this news directly from us.

We are writing with more pathetic news about the Family Regurge Council and the future of the Neo-Nazi movement. Because you have stood -- lockstep to goose-step -- with Gary Bauer and with the FRC in this great cause, we wanted you to read about this bull directly from us.

For the past 10 years the letters that have arrived in your mailbox each month from the Family Research Council have been from Gary Bauer, our good friend and brother in Christ. As you may know, Gary has resigned as president of FRC to consider a run for the Presidency of the United States. This letter bears our signature as Board members for a simple reason: As Gary takes leave of FRC, we want you to have an even better understanding of the incredible organization he has built. We also want to ask you now to stand with us in this extraordinary time of transition.

For the past 10 years the propaganda that has arrived in your mailbox each month from the Family Regurge Council have been from Gary Bauer, our good friend and bother in the Gestapo. As you may know, Gary has resigned as president of the FRC (hank God und der Fuehrer) for the ridiculous purpose of considering a run for the presidency of the United States -- and maybe even Germany. This letter bears our signature as Reichsmembers for a simple reason: As Gary takes leave of his senses, we want you to have an even better understanding of the incredible organization he has built to destroy poor people, niggers, spicks, chinks, other minorities, fags and dykes. We also want to ask you to send us more money in this extraordinary time of transition.

If you have received Gary's letters for even a small portion of the past decade, you have some idea of the work FRC has done to defend moral truths and the institution of the family. We recently completed a report, called A Decade of Progress, that outlines that work and the pro-family victories FRC has helped to win in Washington, especially on Capitol Hill. (Mark the enclosed reply card to receive a copy.)

If you have received Gary's installatioins of Mein Kampf for even a small portion of the past decade (which I guess would be a second), you have some idea of the work the FRC has done to defend White Anglo Saxon Fundamentalists, "Moral Truths" (whatever they are) and the institutionalization of the family as part of the Wehrmacht. We recently completed a report, called A Defecation on Progress, that outlines that work and the pro-Nazi victories FRC has helped to win in Washington, especially on Capitol Hill. (Mark the enclosed reply card and send us a BIG CHECK.)

Gary and FRC have been at the heart of literally dozens of battles over the future of the family in our nation. There is plenty of work left to do -- and the tide of cultural decline continues to pull the sand from beneath our feet -- but the Goliaths in Washington bent on destroying the family, faith and freedom finally know that they face in FRC a David who will never, never, never give up.

Gary and FRC has been at the heart of figuratively dozens of battles over the future of the "family" as pictured by Albert Speer in our Reich-to-be. After all, we know what's best, and we know that we can keep your family together, control it, and use it to gain more power for us. There is plenty of work left to do -- and the tide of cultural awareness and compassion continues to pull the sand traps of God's little golf course from beneath our feet -- but the Communists in Washington bent on destroying the Neo-Nazi movement, belief in Hitler and freedom to burn crosses on people's lawns (if not the tenants themselves) finally know that they face in FRC an Eichmann who will never, never, never give up -- Deutchland and AmerikaLand Uber Alles!!!!!

Gary and FRC could have decided to give up in the early '90s when they were fighting a massive government child care proposal. "The Act for Better Child Care," or ABC bill as it was then called, would have driven millions of children out of their homes and churches into government-run day care centers. It was the radical liberals' dream -- a chance to make the federal government the preferred parent of almost every child in the country.

Gary and FRC could have decided to give up in the early '90s when they were fighting a well-thought-out program to help children locked in poverty. "The Act For Better Child Care," or ABC bill as it was then called, would have taken care of millions of children who were trapped in homes with parents who brutalized them, starved them of love and nutrition, and even sold them into prostitution. It was Jesus' dream -- a chance to make our compassionate society the preferred parent of terrorized children in poverty.

FRC and a handful of others fought a lonely fight. Neither the Democratic leaders in Congress, who championed the ABC bill, nor the Republicans, who feared being labeled "anti-woman", were willing to line up behind a proposal that would send relief in the form of tax credits to every family with children. Gary took the pro-family case, as he did so many times during his years in the Reagan White House, to the highest powers in the land, without backing down. Gary and FRC won the debate -- but not the tax relief families needed.

FRC and a handful of bigots fought a lonely fight. Neither the Democratic leaders in Congress, who championed the ABC Bill, nor the Republicans, who feared being rightfully labeled "anti-woman" and "anti-children," were willing to line up behind a proposal that would send band-aid "relief" to these kids through our organization. Gary took the pro-family case to The Feuhrer, as he did so many times during his years as a a nobody in the Reagan White House, without backing down. Gary and FRC won the debate -- but didn't get the money he needed.

When the votes on the child tax credit were counted in the House, our side had won less than a third of them. A lesser group than FRC might have given up and left the public policy arena to others.

When the votes were counted in the House, our side had won less than 5 votes. (The rest of that paragraph makes no sense.)

But that is not what happened. As you probably know, FRC's advocacy for the pro-child tax credit continued. By 1994, the House GOP leadership had finally been convinced. They adopted the credit as the "crown jewel" of their Contract with America. That bold move led to a Republican landslide that year, and in 1997 the credit became law. Now virtually every family in the nation will receive a new $400 per child tax break when they file their tax returns this year (the credit rises to $500 next year).

But that is not what happened. As you probably don't know, because you never read anything we send you as you are too engrossed in goddamn football games and beer, FRC's advocacy for the FRC tax credit continued. By 1994, Gary had terrorized House GOP leadership and finally "convinced" them of our need for more power and control over your family. They adopted the scheme as the "crown jewel" of their "CONTRACT ON AMERICA" which completely destroyed the Republican Party, ended in the resignation of Newt Gingrich, Speaker Livingston and the rest of those faggot liberals in the GOP. That weak-minded move led to the eventual destruction of the Republican Party, because America began to wake up and realize that religion was beginning to dictate their family values -- but not their religion, Gary's! Now, virtually every family in the nation (as long as they have children and are not illegal aliens or fags and dykes) will receive 30 bucks a month when they file their tax returns this year. That's enough to pay for a weeks worth of beer. We think you should just send that money to us to continue our fight to control your minds.

We bring up this history not because tax policy is the most important issue for families today, but because it illustrates why we must persevere even when our cause looks bleak. You know FRC well enough to understand that we believe the crisis gripping our country today is essentially a moral one. Many of our leaders have turned their backs on our Judeo-Christian heritage. They have acquiesced in policies, many of them imposed by unelected judges, that permit such atrocities as partial-birth abortion. They have given us condoms in the schools, children shipped off to abortion centers without their parents' knowledge, a river of obscenity on television and the Internet, and daily assaults on religious liberty.

We bring this up not because tax policy is the most important issue for Neo-Nazi families today -- we know you're too dumb to understand such complex subjects -- but because it illustrates why we must persevere even when our cause looks destroyed, as it is. You know the FRC well enough to understand that we believe the crisis gripping our country today is essentially an immoral one. Many of our leaders have turned their backs on The Feuhrer. They have acquiesced in policies, many of them imposed by unelected but intelligent and compassionate judges that permit such atrocities as ending the life of a child who would otherwise live as a tortured, miserable vegetable and bankrupt its family with medical bills and grief. They have given us condoms in the schools on the miserable excuse that they might protect kids form AIDS and other venereal disease -- which we "know" only affect fags and dykes. They have shipped our Hitler Youth off for medical care and counselling without their physically and sexually abusive parents' knowledge, given us a delightful and titillating cesspool of obscenity like "American Politics Journal" and "Rivera Live" on TV and the Internet, as well as daily assaults on Nazis and their "religious liberty to take over the world."

Family Research Council was formed expressly to deal with these and myriad other problems threatening the American family. Two decades ago, Dr. Dobson joined with a group of evangelical leaders in a Washington, D.C., hotel room to pray about what could be done to shore up the family against these assaults. From that time of prayer, the small staff nucleus that became the Family Research Council was created. Beginning with few reserves, FRC struggled mightily to gain a foothold in the nation's capital. The spirit was willing, but progress was slow.

Family Regurge Council was formed expressly to deal with whatever and whomever we label as EVIL, and other problems like managing your money for you. Twenty years ago, pseudo-doctor James "Beat Your Brats" Dobson joined with a group of homeless people in a cheap Washington DC hotel room to "pray" about what could be done to get "Dr." Dobson more money so he could control the Congress. From that time on, the small staff nucleus that became the Family Regurge Council was created. Now three people control you instead of one! FRC struggled mightily to gain control of the nation's capital. The spirit of the Wehrmacht was willing, but the people weren't that crazy -- at least not yet.

Then, in 1988, Dr. Dobson and the Focus on the Family Board of Directors made a decision that proved to be the turning point. Having observed Gary Bauer's heroic efforts in the Reagan White House, they asked Gary to take the helm at FRC, to merge that organization with Focus on the Family, and to move it to higher visibility and greater effectiveness. As they wrote then, and as Gary enthusiastically agreed, FRC was to have but one mission -- to "make a difference during a time of moral and familial crisis."

Then, in 1988, "Dr." Dobson and the Focus on the Neo-Nazi Family made a decision that proved the turning point. Having observed Gary Bauer's beady little purple eyes and his heroic efforts in the Reagan White House to turn it into a Church, they asked Gary to act as a beard, or a cover, for the FRC -- and to merge that organization with Focus on a Neo-Nazi Family. They offered Bauer (A good German name that means poor as dirt farmer) a huge salary, and Gary agreed. FRC was to have but one mission -- to take over the United States, convert it into a Neo-Nazi theocracy, and do so under the guise of morals and family crisis. It didn't make any difference to Bauer or Dobson that most families were doing just fine and didn't need any help from him. He just wanted their money.

After years of service as an outstanding lawyer and policymaker, a distinguished undersecretary of education alongside Bill Bennett, and President Ronald Reagan's domestic policy chief, Gary could have accepted any number of positions among Washington's elite law firms. Instead, he accepted an offer that could look attractive only to a man used to taking things on faith: that he lead a five-year-old nonprofit in rented office space with a tiny staff, few assets, daily difficulty making ends meet, and a mailing list of only 38,000 families.

After years of service as an outstanding unterfeuhrer and moron, a distinguished lackey to that moral idiot Bill Bennett and President Ronald Reagan -- who was so far gone by then that he appointed Gary as Fatherland policy chief -- Gary could have accepted any number of positions among Washington's elite car washes. Instead, he accepted an offer that could look attractive only to a twerp and sociopath who wanted to rule the world. Like Hitler, Gary lead a five-year-old Neo-Nazi, non-tax-paying organization in a rented hovel. Then we had only 38,000 families as members -- and they were mostly locked up in asylums.

With vision and eloquence, Gary went right to work, compiling a small corps of dedicated professionals, speaking out on the issues with authority and clarity, and urging listeners to the Focus on the Family broadcast to make their case in the public square. First slowly, and then with increasing speed, families responded to that message. By the end of 1992, FRC had grown so fast and become such a force in Washington that it was strong enough to stand on its own feet.

With sociopathic delusions of grandeur Gary went right to work -- designing uniforms like those Hugo Boss designed for the original Nazi party, recruiting skinheads, and compiling a small army of dedicated Neo-Nazis speaking on the issues much as The Feuhrer did in 1933. He got a radio show, as Hitler did, and then slowly began taking over idiot families who reponded to his message because they were so envious of other people's success. Gary knew how to leverage that. By the end of 1992 FRC had grown so fast that Gary had to rent lavish offices in Georgetown and have his own limo and driver. Dobson loved it.

Gary and his team "graduated" from Focus on the Family and became completely independent. Since that time, FRC has quadrupled in size, but it has grown even more in influence and respect. Its publications now reach some 400,000 families nationwide and thousands more around the world. FRC communicates daily with Congress, the national media and federal policy makers on dozens of issues. Today it is impossible for any public official to say that he or she is unaware of either the pro-family perspective or the evidence to support it.

Gary and his Wehrmacht "graduated" from Focus Hocus Pocus on the Family and became completely independent because Focus threw him out. Since then FRC now has about 30 real members. It's publications reach less than one tenth of one percent of the nation -- and even some nuts abroad. FRC communicates daily with Congress, who laugh and throw their material in the trash unopened, and the national media who invite Gary on television much as they might invite Charles Manson on for a good a laugh. Today, it is impossible for any public official to say that he or she is aware of either Gary, the FRC or the pro-Neo-Nazi family "perspective." Of course, they wouldn't say they were unaware of the babes on Bay Watch either. In short, Gary has made a real nuisance of himself.

Just two days after the November elections, for example, FRC mailed a special report to the incoming Congress alerting them to 19 major pro-family bills ready for consideration when the Congress convenes this month. In December, that report was followed by another, describing a new FRC poll that shows how strongly the American people yearn for action to stop the moral drift afflicting our nation.

Just two days after the November elections (actually one week before -- but we can't admit that because then we would lose our tax-exempt status) the FRC mailed a special edict to the incoming Congress demanding 19 major Neo-Nazi bills pre-written by pro-fascist lobbyists for consideration. In December that report, ignored by the entire Congress, was followed by another -- describing how the FRC Poll, full of misinterpreted data, showed that Americans "yearn" for action to "stop the moral drift" afflicting our nation. Of course, the poll had a typo in it and the word "moral" was actually printed "moral majority."

These actions have not gone unnoticed by the opposition. Recently, in a single week, Gary was targeted for personal attack by two editorialists in The New York Times. Former Gov. William Weld of Massachusetts belittled Gary's heart for social issues and opposition to the libertarian creed of some Republicans. Regular columnist Frank Rich also attacked Gary because of a study FRC had cited concerning the disproportionately high rate of physical violence that occurs in homosexual households, and because FRC cosponsored an ad campaign offering hope for homosexuals to leave their lifestyles for a better life.

Gary's actions have gone largely unnoticed, and that's an overstatement. But recently, within a single week, Gary was targeted by every newsman in the nation for his Neo-Nazi activities. Former Gov. William Weld belittled Gary for being a "little Nazi turd," and Frank Rich called Gary a "closet queen" after Gary ranted about how faggots could be "cured" of their "homo" disease. Gary is insightful and well educated, isn't he?

You know you're doing something right when the liberal Times nominates you twice in one week as public enemy number one!

You know you're doing something right when Mad magazine and the AAA Tour Books calls you "a weasel."

The truth is, during the years we have known him, Gary Bauer has never purposely courted controversy or sought the limelight. Instead he has stood with passion and reason in the public square, quietly and powerfully speaking on the issues that matter most. Above all, he has been motivated to ensure that the blessings of faith and family are preserved for our children in a nation that is prosperous and free.

The truth is, during the years we have known him, Gary Bauer has never missed an opportunity to spew hatred on national television or even local radio. Instead, he has outlandishly bullied newsrooms to put him on record so someone, anyone, might send him a check. Gary is a twerp, but then, so was Hitler. Above all, he has been motivated to ensure that the blessings of power and greed are preserved for himself in a nation that is already happy, prosperous and wishes to remain free from people like Gary.

As Gary leaves FRC to explore a run for the Presidency, he takes with him our deep gratitude and the thanks of those with whom he has worked these past 10 years as president. He has championed with uncommon courage the causes of family, the sanctity of human life, the preservation of marriage, the safety of our children, and our heritage of faith. It has been our privilege to serve with him. We wish him Godspeed.

As Gary leaves FRC to pursue his deluded search for more power, he takes with him a lot of our money, and the thanks of those with whom he has worked for these past ten years as Feuhrer. He has championed with uncommon bravado the causes of Neo-Nazi family, the sanctity of white life, the preservation of white marriages, the safety of white children and our heritage of faith in white Jesus and no one else. It has been our privilege to serve him. We wish him Godspeed -- and the quicker the better.

But we need more money.

The work of FRC must go on. While the 106^th Congress and the nation's capital is preoccupied with the debate over the impeachment of the President, the policy work that FRC performs is more vital than ever. To ensure that this work continues in Gary's absence, Family Research Council will be directed by our very able executive vice president, Chuck Donovan. Janet Parshall, whose daily radio program, "Janet Parshall's America", is heard around the country, has agreed to serve as National Advocate for FRC. Among other roles, she will succeed Gary as host of FRC's daily radio commentary and chief media spokesman for FRC. We're in good hands with these fine and committed leaders!

The work of FRC MUST, we repeat MUST go on. Send money now. Lots of it. While the 106th Congress laughs in our face, the nation's capital is preoccupied with what everyone else is preoccupied with -- sex. Dirty, filthy sex. To ensure that this work continues in Gary's abstinence, FRC will be directed by our very able unterfeuhrer, Upchuck Donovan. Janet Parshall, whose daily radio program, "Janet Parshall's Neo-Nazi America," is heard by 9 people across the country, has agreed to serve as National Eva Braun to prove the holocaust never happened. Among other roles, Janet will succeed Gary as hostess of FRC's daily radio diatribes and chief spokesmistress for FRC. We're in good hand with these fine and should-be-committed Neo-Nazis. Oh -- and send us money. Now!

The strong team in place at FRC has reviewed with us their plans for 1999, and they are impressive. With your help, we can make this a year of genuine progress for our ideas and our ideals in the nation's capital.

The pathetic team in place, as usual, at FRC has reviewed with us their plans to take over the federal government in 1999. With your MONEY we can make this the year of Hitler.

We are confident that FRC's best days are still ahead. We solicit your prayers that God will continue to bless this organization with resources sufficient to meet the challenges we face. May your family continue to experience God's grace and peace in the year to come.

Look, we're pretty fucking frightened that FRC's days are numbered. We beg you, please send us money.

Do it for God. Hell, do it for Elvis for al we care. Just send us MONEY, you losers!!!.

Sincerely,

Family Research Council
Board of Directors

Thomas Anderson
Kim Bengard
Ronald Blue
James C. Dobson, Ph.D.
Lee Eaton, Chairman
Elsa Prince
Larry Smith

P.S. If you would like to be ready for the policy debates of 1999, ask for a copy of FRC's Building the Family/Building the Republic: Policy Proposals for the 106^th Congress. Also, please ask for a copy of A Decade of Progress, which recaps the progress Family Research Council has made over the past 10 years on your behalf and that of the pro-family movement. You may make your requests by marking and returning the enclosed reply card and envelope. If you are able to make a special contribution, you may also use this card to indicate your gift to FRC's work during this challenging time of transition. We cannot afford to see FRC slip behind in its fight for the pro-family movement.

A Letter from Gary L. Bauer

A Pack of Lies From Gary Ludwig Bauer

January 15, 1999

Dear Friend,

Dear Sucker:

I would like to take this opportunity to personally inform you of my decision to take leave of Family Research Council to explore the possibility of running for President of the United States. This is a big decision that my family and I must make, so I hope that you will remember us in your prayers in the coming days.

I would like to take this opportunity to personally inform you of my decision to take leave of Family Regurge Council to explore the possibility, tiny as it is, to run for Fuehrer of the United States. This is a manic decision, made on an overdose of Prozac, that I've already arrived at, so I hope, and pray that you will remember us in your prayers and your checkbooks in the coming days.

Over the past year there has been much speculation in the media about my plans. Many friends and supporters have been asking for months what I intend to do in the future. Some have encouraged me to run, others have asked that I wait six more years, and still others have asked that I not run at all, but continue my work on the frontlines here at FRC.

Over the past year there has been laughter and speculation about whether I am insane in the media. Many "friends" and detractors have been asking for months when I'd finally snap. Some have encouraged me to run for the sheer entertainment value of such a ludicrous action, other have asked that I wait sixty more years, and still others have asked that I not run at all and simply take a pistol, swallow it, and pull the trigger.

FRC and the effect my absence will have on this organization have been a major consideration during this decision-making process. I am confident that FRC will continue to be the powerful voice here in Washington for your values.

FRC and the non-impact of my absence will have has been a major consideration during this decision making process. For one thing, I am worried about where I'm going to get money to feed my family and pay my driver. I'm also concerned that people will begin asking, "Hey, where did this bozo get the money to run for president?"

FRC's success, for the most part, will depend, as it always has, on you -- not me. I hope you will continue to stand with FRC and protect it with whatever means you are able. That may mean special prayers, a financial gift, distributing FRC materials to your community or church groups, or telling others at the office or in your community about FRC staff appearances on the talk shows and in the news. Encourage those around you to visit the FRC web page (www.frc.org) or send in names of friends, family, and church members who would be interested in the vital work that this organization does on your behalf.

FRC's success, for the most part, would have depended, as it always has, on me -- not you. I hope you will continue to stand with FRC and protect it from rightful federal prosecution with whatever mean you are able, including barricading yourselves in your homes with hostages and bazookas.

Each friend and supporter of FRC all over the country and around the world must now help take the reins in assuring that Family Research Council continues to grow stronger with each debate. As you know, the media donut always allow the time it takes to explain the issues in detail -- sound bites are usually the name of the game. That's why it's important to have a strong research and education organization like FRC that brings an incredible amount of substance to the political debate for those who truly want to see to a stronger America.

Each "friend" and detractor of FRC all over the county and around this place must now help take the reins in assuring that the Family Regurge Council continues to grow weaker with each debate and that my campaign grows stronger every day. As you know, the media don't always allow us to conduct our witch hunts on the air and it take a lot ot time to brainwash America into thinking we have a point -- any point. That's why it is important to have a weak research and education organization in favor of a strong presidential campaign for me. The FRC brings an incredible amount of laughter in our daily lives and to the political debate for those who truly want to see a neo-Nazi America.

As you know, the staff at FRC is top notch! You probably have seen many of our experts on TV or heard them on the radio. You may have read books, papers, or editorials by staffers or seen them speak at your church or a convention near by. This committed staff will continue to traverse the airwaves and travel the countryside speaking for America's families. You can also rest assured that this staff will always hold strong to its principles and will never bend or break. Unfortunately, I think FRC is one of the few organizations here in Washington to honor that commitment.

As you know, the staff at FRC is wanting. You probably have seen many of our "experts" on TV or laughed at them on the radio, much as you roll in the aisles when you listen to Rush Limbaugh. You may have read books, papers, or editorials by staffers -- although I doubt it, because if you're stupid enough to listen to me you probably can't read. The committed staff will continue to assault the airwaves with their tripe and travel by hitchhiking across the country speaking for America's neo-Nazi families. You can rest assured that this staff will always have their fingers in your wallets and hold strong to its principle: "It's the money, stupid." Unfortunately. I think the FRC is on of the few organization here in Washington to honor our father -- Adolf Hitler.

In a city like Washington, D.C., a commitment like this doesn't exactly mean we always have a lot of friends or allies. You may have noticed that FRC is critical of both political parties here in Washington at times -- not for the sake of simply criticizing but to stand for principles that do not change with the seasons.

In a city like Washington, D.C., or any other city for that matter, a commitment like this doesn't exactly mean we always have a lot of friends or allies. As a matter of fact we have about three. You may have noticed that FRC is critical of both political parties, fags, niggers, kikes, spicks, dykes, beaners, chinks, homeless skells and others -- not for the sake of simply criticizing, but to stand for the principle that hate makes right.

One of the greatest helps to FRC I have seen over the years is the letters of encouragement that come from supporters all over the country. If you see an FRC representative on TV or in your area, please remember that it is always an encouragement to them when they hear from you and know that you stand with them. It helps keep our energy high and our hearts humble.

One of the greatest helps to FRC I have seen over the years is the letters of discouragement (and the checks and cash -- especially the cash) that come form supporters all over the country. If you see and FRC representative on TV or in your area ( which is unlikely), please remember that is always an encouragement to them when they hear from you and when you stuff cash in their pockets to let them know that you stand with them. It helps keep our energy high, our hearts humble and our limousines shiny.

Your financial support is also helpful and greatly needed. It is a major reason that FRC has remained so strong and effective. I thank you and encourage you to continue to give to FRC whenever possible. Please know that every gift, no matter the amount, is important to the FRC mission.

SEND MONEY!

Thank you for letting me share my thoughts. Please join me in thanking the FRC board of directors for their leadership through your prayers. I will miss this wonderful organization and I appreciate knowing that your support will mean many great accomplishments for FRC and this great land in the years to come.

Thank you for letting me bore you to tears. Please join me in thanking the FRC board for being dumb enough to allow me to come to national attention. I will miss this wonderful Neo-Nazi organization which has set an atmosphere in America that allows for church burnings, book burnings and the lynching of the President. I appreciate knowing that your MONEY will mean many great accomplishments for FRC and this great land and Germany in the years to come.

God's blessings to you and your family and God bless America!

God told me personally to bless you and to bless American (and Germany!)

Gary L. Bauer