Tim Russert, NBC/GE's latest moralist.

Presenting...
The Official Tim Russert Presidential Sex Life Questionnaire

February 11, 1998

From: "Arthur D. Goldstein" <arthurdgoldstein@att.net>
To: editors@apj.us

Following the questions posed in your article yesterday to Tim Russert, the following (prototype to the Attorney General's questionnaire of yesteryear) should be posed to all of the journalist (shit-stirrers) and right-wing Congressman seething to exploit possible Clintons peccadilloes:

The rabid right has hailed the Starr inquisition and the frenzy of the media (all owned by 5 Conglomerates) as a reflection of his deep religious concern about morals. (Yet Starr and the right saw no immorality in in Reagan's sponsorship of mass murders of innocent peasants in Central America, Africa etc.: cutting of life support for poor women and children here. etc.)

The legal theory of the Jones suit that permitted (???) the questions of Clinton is so preposterous that no prosecution for perjury derived from it could fly).

Nevertheless, here, is a Starr type "morality" questionnaire for the editors and reporters (and Congressman) and other shit-stirrers to answer. If there is a right to have these type questions answered by Clinton the following should be answered by them or have their hypocrisy revealed We reserve the right to l circulate the names of those not answering and the names and answers of those who do.

1. Are you a homosexual? and Assuming you are, would you admit to it?

2. Do you now or have you ever shared, a bed, living quarters etc. with someone other than your married spouse? and Assuming you did, would you admit to it?

3. Have you ever had an adulterous affair or cheated on your spouse or boy/girlfriend or co-habitant? and Assuming you had, would you admit to it?

4. Have you ever smoked pot or snorted marijuana, speed, cocaine or like drugs? Assuming you had, would you admit to it? and

5. Have you ever had sex with a minor when you yourself were not a minor? and Assuming you had, would you admit to it?

6. Do you masturbate? If so how? And how often? and Assuming you did, would you admit to it?

7. Have you bought any gifts for persons of the opposite sex, not your wife? ? and Assuming you had, would you admit to it?

8. Have you been alone with a gay person of your sex or a member of the opposite sex, not your wife? Assuming you had, would you admit to it? and

9. Do you have any distinguishing marks on or about your genital areas or other private parts? and Assuming you did, would you tell us of it?

10. Would you give us the name of every man/woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse oral or anal sex, sex massaging, or other intimate contact, either as the recipient of the giver? and Assuming you had, would you admit to it?

11. If you have had an adulterous affair, have you ever asked your lover not to talk about it and keep it from your wife, kids and others? and Assuming you had, would you admit to it?

12. Would everything about your sexual practices or conduct that any person may accuse you of be true? and How would you prove it untrue?

13. Would you volunteer to give your answers in a form that if answered falsely , would bring harmful legal consequences to you? If so, would you permit someone to arrange it?