KENNEDY SPACE CENTER -- Wednesday, February 18,1998 -- NASA scientists are stunned by new photographs from the Mars Surveyor, including what appears to be a 300-meter-long structure resembling Internet gossip monger Matt Drudge.Statue of Matt Drudge Found On Mars!!!!
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"This is completely unprecedented," said NASA Exogeologist Art Hohlpflaffer. "But it may well be evidence that a primitive form of intelligent life exists on Mars -- but one certainly unable to discern rumor from truth, one unwilling or just plain too lazy to check for facts."
Hohlpflaffer further speculated "It is surely not outside the realm of possibility that these creatures could eventually evolve into, say, conservative Republicans, perhaps even creating their own 'think tanks' and female pundits bred especially to appear in news and information medias, but we're talking a very slow process, tens, maybe hundreds of millions of years."
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