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The Continuing Saga of Lt. Berry, Missile Launcher, and his Pod Pal "Tricksey"
AS TOLD BY GARY BAUER AND THE FAMILY DETERGENT COUNCIL
 
THE TRAGEDY UNFOLDS...

Every day Lt. Berry and his "Colleague" Tricksey would go out to their silo.
 

This is a cool drawing of the rooms they occupied for 24 hours STRAIGHT -- with nothing to do (heh heh).

This is the tattoo that both Berry and Tricksey had on their buttocks for identification in case the "Big One" actually happens.

Lt. Berry opens the door for Tricksey like a true Christian gentleman.

Berry escorts Tricksey down the stairs toward their bunker.

 

One night Berry and Tricksey got loaded and messed with the "Blast Door."


Sometimes Berry reads his "Desert Airman" magazine aloud to Tricksey (just to tick her off).

This is the "curtain" that Berry complains hides the toilet.

The hallway leading to the "Chamber" where Berry and Tricksey spend their 24 hours.

The room where Berry and Tricksey just sit and wait for World War III -- alone.

The famous "toilet" that Berry complains of. However, we must point out that this is NOT a toilet, Lt. Berry, it is an ESCAPE HATCH!!!! (You moron.)

You see, Berry is RIGHT -- "No Lone Zone -- Two man policy mandatory" - NOT  One Man One Woman or Two Person Zone

Again -- just outside the toilet.

She's got the roller skates and he has the key!

The Nose cone rises!

Omigod!!!!!!!!!

The scene after Tricksey successfully seduces her "pod partner."

Berry and Tricksey look through their old yearbooks as they cool down in afterglow...

An aerial view of the love nest.

Berry's Computer where he plays Doom all night -- trying to ignore Tricksey.

Berry and Tricksey leaving the next evening - after a "rewarding" time together...

...but Tricksey's Dad is really pissed off!



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  • ISSN No. 1523-1690