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Her Twisted "Sister" Susan Carpenter McMillan as Spokesbimbo Unchained
Paula Jones - Beauty Queen
Susan Carpenter McMillan - Gay Basher
Thursday, October 23rd 1997: Here's the latest for those of you posing as intellectuals but dying for dirt on the Paula
Paula's aged spokesbimbo, Susan Carpenter McMillan, who resembles a Barbie doll melted in a microwave, is now twisting the truth once again. Carpenter McMillan said yesterday that the President's lawyers will attempt to embarrass Paula Jones by dipping into her sexual past. As usual she's got it wrong. It's Arkansas State Trooper Danny Ferguson's lawyers who are checking out Paula's "dance card" as they strive to prove she was the next best thing to a trailer park hooker in their defense of her defamation suit against their client. The President's lawyers aren't involved - except as a cheering section.
But "Babe" Carpenter McMillan shook her overpainted index finger and warned the White House that somehow Ferguson's strategy would put President Clinton at risk of a political backlash from women.
"We expect it. They play dirty, but Paula can stand it. We have no fear," Carpenter McMillan snapped as she tried to lift her arm overweight from gold electroplate bracelets.
The Jones/McMillan Tag Team-Mud Wrestling in Little Rock
McMillan, a not so bright "columnist" who thinks beauty pageants are "uplifting" is a failed spokesperson for some undefined strata of American women who live for cheap fashion magazines, overdye their hair, and comb it with a mixmaster. For a key to McMillan's intellect and why Paula Jones has entrusted her life to this fraud, one needs only to peruse her columns. Here's a sample of McMillan's "insight" on beauty pageants:
"As for the feminists in India, they seemed merely to be parroting the tired, old, outdated rhetoric of America's 1960s feminists, who are threatened by beauty, who envy gentle femininity, who resent the fact that women who enter beauty pageants validate the wonderful difference between the sexes."
Translation: Even Indian feminists are outdated peace queers. They all look like dykes and envy beautiful gals like me who act like men in a vain effort to be women.
SCM: A"s I watched the (beauty) pageant, I realized that the women in their 60s were every bit as beautiful as the women in their 20s. Each age was unique."
Translation: I'm over sixty. Maybe I still have a chance. Hmmm ...just a little more foundation, rouge...maybe a tummy tuck.
SCM: "For years, liberal feminists have jeered, mocked and denounced beauty pageants. Either out of ignorance or envy, they fail to understand that beauty pageants can be positive, uplifting life experiences. The thrill of competition, the indescribable camaraderie and gender affirmation for women who choose -- and remember choice is a key for feminists -- to participate in pageants is rarely recognized."
Translation: Only liberal feminists - who everyone knows are a bunch of frustrated lezbos - make fun of beauty pageants. These daughter of Isis don't realize what a turn on it is to strut your stuff in a thong in front of the judges. What a buzz! I get crazy just thinking about it -- hangin' out with the gals backstage or in a cheap motel, affirming my womanlyness -- how come nobody gets it?
SCM: "I have a flash for man-hating feminists: Beautiful women actually dress for other beautiful women. Being complimented by a man is merely a side benefit."
Translation: Listen "Ellen" - gorgeous old cows like me dress for women - we don't give a damn what guys think. If they wanna drool, let 'em drool. Ya know, I really loathe men.
Susan Carpenter McMillan is a wanna-be television commentator and spokesperson for something called the Woman's Coalition - a tiny group of ladies who have double subscriptions to "Palm Springs Life." She's best known for what her friends call "homo-bashing" and takes every opportunity to stick it to gays. McMillan, in a column actually published by the Los Angeles Times entitled "Neither Gays Nor Singles Should Adopt," really shows her colors. A disgruntled reader responded to Times editors that Carpenter McMillan espoused such sick logic and dispensed such misinformation that it is a wonder the usually astute Times allowed it into print.
"She personifies those in straight society who refuse to allow any vestige of societal norms to accrue to gay men and lesbians, yet who turn right around and blame gay men and lesbians for the breakdown of society, particularly the family. Ms. McMillan is an extreme case of entrenched ignorance connected to a very glib psyche," the reader wrote.
McMillan said information such as "when she (Paula Jones) lost her virginity or seedy things she likes or doesn't like isn't relevant. "They may be launching a smear campaign against her where they can either pay or somehow reward men to say things about Paula that are not true." Of course, McMillan only whetted the prurient appetite to dig deeper and find out just what "seedy things" Paula Jones "likes" or "doesn't like."
The President - biting his lip for Pat Ireland?
McMillan in a fit of bitchy pluck warned President Clinton that he was "playing with political fire" if his intent was to embarrass Jones. "You do not put a woman on trial when she claims rape, harassment or molestation," she said. Again, McMillan misses the point - the President isn't running for office. What fire is he playing with?
Of course, she's wrong. You do put a woman on trial who may have a long history of "flirtation" and back flipping her way into the spotlight to participate in political and financial extortion. Whether Paula was propositioned or not isn't the point. Her attempt to blackmail the president is. One wonders how her new lawyers, old gay-bashers themselves, think a jury will take her seriously even if they believe the President "found her attractive" -- which is an extraordinary leap of faith in itself. The answer is, they don't. The last thing Jones' lawyers want to see is a trial, which they know they'll lose unless they can assemble twelve jurors who are not only blind, but make their living as cat burglars.
Bob Bennett - Trucking on down the road?
Bob Bennett, the President's lawyer summed it up well when he told reporters: "I will give Mr. McMillan the benefit of the doubt and will hear what he has to say. But, when I see him side by side with Mrs. McMillan and some of the outrageous things she's saying, I'm somewhat skeptical of what will occur." Bennett, at the time, was hoping to pay off Jones and spare President Clinton the embarrassment of a trial.
Of course, perhaps I'm too harsh on McMillan who is, after all, the mother of model legislation authorizing chemical castration of rapists. I wonder where and when she dreamed that up?
Whether Susan Carpenter McMillan is for real, she and her money hungry co-conspirators are scared because the background check on Paula Jones is just now swimming into hight gear. In the spotlight this week is Bryan Hunt the son and heir of trucking tycoon J.B. Hunt, who will give a sworn statement about Jones to Trooper Ferguson's lawyers on Friday.
Paula Jones once worked for J.B. Hunt Transport - the nation's largest publicly held trucking company.
Mrs. Jones worked for the trucking company briefly after high school. In court papers, she said she was fired because the company was dissatisfied with her job performance, but the Washington rumor mill has it that there may be more to her "discharge" than Jones admits.
Hunt may be the mystery witness that was questioned by Clinton's lawyers before they dropped their backgrounder on Jones due to pressure from Patricia Ireland and the National Organization of Women who, although privately embarrassed by Jones' actions, are nonetheless wedded to supporting her right to challenge the President.
Last year, CNN spoke with an Arkansas man -- perhaps Hunt, who gave the president's attorneys a sworn statement in Washington. The man did not want his name used. Sources confirmed he employed Paula Jones as a receptionist-secretary in Arkansas in 1990.- before her alleged incident with then-Gov. Clinton. He says her behavior was often suggestive.
The "businessman" told CNN he fired Jones officially because of repeated tardiness -- but also because she was "inappropriately flirtatious and offended customers, particularly women customers with her revealing dress." The man admits, however, that he had sexual relations with Jones while she worked with him.
Hey Susan, what 's that about?
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