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Lies of the Obsessed
More Horse Hockey from America's Favorite Wacko-Right Site
by Dave "Doctor" Gonzo

Feb. 12, 2001 -- New York (APJP) -- Well, well, well -- look what one of our readers found this morning on a certain hard-right web site!  Mind you, it was posted last week, but The Doc were still amused!

To: muggs

Aw, hell. There was a site that actually mentioned MY NAME in 
reference to my desire to email bomb their site to try to crash it.

What they DIDN'T want to mention is the fact that I wanted to crash them 
because when they found out the poll they made wasn't going the way they 
wanted, they CHANGED it! I can't find the link, but the question was "Names 
for Bush" and the option changed was from, "Dubya" to "Dumbya".

They were so incensed that they placed this information on the FRONT of the 
page.

What bums!

10 Posted on 02/07/2001 01:45:36 PST by RandallFlagg

What a riot!  The Doc almost got a hernia laughing at his old pal "Randall"'s histrionics -- not to mention his incompetence in being unable to find the link to The Doc's original "dissing" of his obnoxious behavior.  Ever heard of bookmarks, "Randall"?

As BartCop would say, "Please... make him STOP!"

Reality check: let me tell you a few things about "RandallFlagg."

1) Self-evident from the conspicuous tone of frustration in his post: he is an obsessed and obsessive whiner.

2) He is a liar.  First, his real name is most likely not "RandallFlagg," his Freak Republic "handle." For what it's worth, Randall Flagg is an evil character from Stephen King's truly awful The Stand, which -- for those of you who have not read it -- is best described as the War and Peace of bad popular fiction.  That alone speaks volumes -- well, one long and mediocre volume -- about our wimpering Little Joe McCarthy! 

But I digress.

The weasel words of "RandallFlagg" ("my desire to email bomb their site to try to crash it... ") are a lie.  Desire? Try INTENT -- by inciting others to do his dirty work.  He and others INTENDED to shut us down -- in fact, one party that UNSUCCESSFULLY mail-bombed APJ was caught and quite wisely instructed by his lawyer not to post to any web site forums (let alone surf them) until certain matters involving his ISP and their backbone are settled.

3) "RandallFlagg" and his friends became sooooooooo upset because they got a taste of POLLING "FLORIDA" STYLE.  We learned about the silly, sophomoric "Freeping" of our poll within minutes of the initial post to the neo-fascist web site.  So our editors changed the rules (and one name) in mid-poll, and let the poll continue -- but made sure the "final" total was "certified" within two hours after the "invitation" to invade our entirely facetious opinion poll was posted.

That's right -- their votes (boo-hoo) didn't count -- and email "appeals" that their ballots be counted (we actually got two such emails -- or, more accurately, hate e-mail and threats) were laughed out of APJ Court by yours truly, Judge Dave "Scalia" Gonzo.

Bottom line: poor little "RandallFlagg" is a SORE LOSERMAN who now has a small clue as to what it must be like to be a black voter in Florida.

'Nuff said.

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