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Oct. 19, 2001 (APJP) -- Thanks to "LD" for forwarding this politically incorrect but very funny tidbit:

NEWS FLASH!
Kabul, Afghanistan -- September 17, 2001 -- Ruling members of the Taliban issued a shocking ultimatum in a hastily called press conference this afternoon.
Immigration Czar Muhammad Akbar Ali Al Mamalook stated that in the event Afghanistan's sovreign territory is invaded by American military forces, the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate for a moment" to immediately cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.

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