American Politics Journal

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From: Tamara Baker
To: Zepp
Re: Poison Pill
Date: Feb 16, 2002

Whoever put the "resident alien" clause in the Ney bill was either stupid or was performing a very, very clever act of political sabotage.

Two words will make it all very clear: Rupert Murdoch.

From: Ed Weissman
To: The Editors
Re: Our Olympian SCOTUS
Date: Feb 16, 2002

In a stunning move, SCOTUS has bowed to international pressure and revealed that Justice Clarence "Bushrod" Thomas was pressured to give the White House to George Bush. Revealing that Thomas was 'fragile', the court, confronted with a 4 - 4 tie, has awarded the White House to Al Gore as well as Bush.

Bush did not comment, but Gore said he didn't mind sharing -- as long as he didn't have to sleep with Laura.

Justice Thomas was not only removed from the Court, but stripped of his Long Dong Silver.