From: Marc Perkel
Re: Pervez Musharraf and the "war on terrorism"
Date: August 21, 2003

Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf struck a deal with the US in December 2001 not to capture Osama bin Laden, fearing this could lead to unrest in Pakistan.

So... it turns out that the hunt for Bin Laden was all a sham and Bush has again sold out America by deciding to let the terrorists who destroyed the World Trade Center go free.

We went to war with Iraq supposedly because of terrorism ... and it turns out that Bush had given the terrorists a pass. And now we can't seem to find Saddam Hussein!

t makes you wonder what kind of deal they made with him.

For all we know Saddam and Osama might be living on Bush's ranch!

From: Todd
Re: Politically incorrect and funny: The rest of Saddam's family
Date: Aug. 28, 2003

Now that Uday and Qusay Hussein have been eliminated, many of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay ............the restaurateur
Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the half-African twins
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the Internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair
Goofay..............the theme-park character
Oyvey...............the brother from Tel Aviv

Among the sisters:
Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Buffay..............the 300 pound sister
Dushay..............the clean sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
Olay................the half-Mexican sister
Gudlay..............the prostitute