Steve Young

Getting The RIGHT People To Vote...
Little Annie Coulter Reveals Her Sources
by Steve Young (with MoPaul)

Oct. 27, 2006 -- Hollywood (americanpolitics.com) -- BE EVER VILIGANT.

Over the next ten days, there will be an altogether-too-familiar and sordid attempt to get out the vote.

This will be done by inserting wedge issues such as gay marriage, flag burning or wars against Christmas to incite the base; push-polling, for example asking voters if they would vote for John McCain for President if they knew he had fathered a black baby; intimating that a black politician, like, say, Harold Ford jr., might know a "naked" white woman intimately or that House candidate Tammy Duckworth of Illinois, WHO LOST BOTH LEGS IN IRAQ!, is a "cut and runner™."

They might even scare voters, letting the folks know that those Hate America™ Democrats want the terrorists to win™. Or even worse...Nancy Pelosi! BOO!!!

Part and parcel of that effort will be an effort to keep certain people from voting, with the possibility of poll taxes, voter IDs, Diebold, less voting machines in certain voting precincts, longer lines and scrubbed registration rolls. In Ohio, it's called Ken Blackwell. On radio, it's Sean Hannity simply telling Democrats to stay home. (Patriotic, dis New Media™, ain't it?).

What would really be fun this November 7th would be that instead of sitting on our asses and allowing this gang of thugs to steal the mid-term election, Americans use every one of these attempts to manipulate the voter not as a deterrant to vote but an incentive to throw them out of office by voting.

Perhaps that will send out a message strong and clear...THAT CRAP DON'T WORK 'ROUND HERE NO MORE!™

One can only hope.

Dark Thoughts And Images From The Minds of Steve Young and MoPaul (with special thanks to Joseph Goebbels and Karl Röve).

Steve Young is a Senior Fellow at the Extreme Far Centrist Foundation' Political Husbandry Conservation Centre and Stereo Repair. In his spare time, he is also an author, comedy writer, columnist, LA talk show host and author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful."(What? You STILL haven't bought it? Then visit http://www.greatfailure.com/) and the new "15 Minutes". You can also check out the satirical side of Steve every Sunday in the LA Daily News.

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