Steve Young

Only on FOX: Billo's Poll Stuck Up His Factor's Tochas
by Steve Young

January 11, 2007 -- Hollywood (apj.us) -- Yesterday, Bill asked his audience to vote on whether they favor increased troops into Iraq. He reported the results on last night's O'Reilly Factor.

And surprise... Factor fans and O'Reilly Premium Members™ want more troops sent in. Seventy percent of them. That's huge. I mean, Bill's fans are some of the most informed on the planet. Bill said.

Certainly they must know something the rest of America doesn't, 'cause judging by the other polls, Factor aficionados are the only ones who got it right...far right.

Factor Poll:
More Troops - 70%

USA/Gallop Poll:
More Troops - 39%

Rasmussen Reports:
More Troops - 31%

ABC News/Washington Post poll:
More Troops - 36%

No wonder Cheney sets his TV to FOX.

When Bill sees information from every other source basically contradicting everything he spouts, you have to ask: Does he ever questions his relevance?

Answer: No.

How do you question something that doesn't exist? #

Steve Young is a Senior Fellow at the Extreme Far Centrist Foundation' Political Husbandry Conservation Centre and Stereo Repair. In his spare time, he is also an author, comedy writer, columnist, LA talk show host and author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful."(What? You STILL haven't bought it? Then visit http://www.greatfailure.com/) and the new "15 Minutes". You can also check out the satirical side of Steve every Sunday in the LA Daily News.

Search the APJ Site Archive