Steve Young

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FOX: Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) Makes War "A Little Too Personal" While "Lynching" Rice
by Steve Young

January 14, 2007 -- Hollywood (apj.us) -- The Liberal Mainstream Media™ ignored it.

The National Organization of Women chose to give the issue a pass.

Sen. Hillary Clinton refused to call a press conference to ask for an apology.

But thankfully, FOX News was there!

While Congress and America were debating the wisdom of sending more than 20,000 more soldiers into Iraq, FOX News Channel and its consorts went on the attack... against Sen. Barbara Boxer.

Was it about her stance on the Iraq escalation issue? Did she attempt to thrust San Francisco Values™ onto Our Fighting Men and Women™? Did Boxer criticize Condoleezza Rice's choice of footwear?

Nope.

It was about what I guess FOX assumed to be the only issue their discriminating audience could glom onto: Boxer insulted Rice's bachelorette status.

Here be Boxer's sin: with Rice appearing before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Boxer said, "Who pays the price? I'm not going to pay a personal price. My kids are too old, and my grandchild is too young [to serve].... You're not going to pay a price, as I understand it, within immediate family. So who pays the price? The American military and their families."

Rice said that the questioning might have gotten "a little too personal."

Too personal?

We're talking about the President's decision to send more American sons and daughters into a battle, a decision that 70% of America disagrees with. How can any question, no matter how you frame it, be too personal?

I guess you could frame it in a manner that is more loathsome trick than intelligent probe -- say, like when Sean Hannity asked attorney Stanley Cohen, "Is it that you hate the President or that you hate America?"

Okay, all the men who have stopped beating their wives: raise your hand!

Still, at FOX News, you put important questions debating the potential of more human sacrifice aside when a soundbite can distract the entire audience from the real issue.

The Murdoch-owned New York Post front page ran the headline, "It's War. Dem Childless Condi Slur", and inside wrote, "The vapidity -- the sheer mindlessness -- of Sen. Boxer's assertion makes it clear that the next two years are going to be a time of bitterness and rancor, marked by pettiness of spirit and political self-indulgence of a sort not seen in America for a very long time."

The Post forgot to add, "...except, perhaps for the last 12 years."

"I think it was more than cheap -- it was degrading," said FOX News commentator Karen Hanretty "There's nothing more vicious than feminine politics, and Boxer proved herself a shrill harpy."

FOX News ran headlines all day Friday on the topic, such as, "Will Boxer Apologize?" and "Boxer Slimes Rice." White House FOX contributor Tony Snow said Boxer's comments were "outrageous" and "a great leap backward for feminism."

All this proves one thing: when it comes to real debate, The Right Wing Noise Machine ain't got nothin'!

But the award for best comment on this important issue of who is more not personally affected by the latest "surge" goes hands down to the largest Lord of Loud and FOX grand high poobah Roger Ailes's best bud, Rush Limbaugh.

"Here you have a rich white chick with a huge, big mouth, trying to lynch this -- an African American woman -- right before Martin Luther King Day, hitting below the ovaries here."

Like I said..."nothin'"!

P.S.: When you're in the middle of killer fire and the ones who set it are considering throwing on more human kindling, WHO THE F%$# CARES HOW PERSONAL YOU GET!!!!! #

Steve Young is a Senior Fellow at the Extreme Far Centrist Foundation' Political Husbandry Conservation Centre and Stereo Repair. In his spare time, he is also an author, comedy writer, columnist, LA talk show host and author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful."(What? You STILL haven't bought it? Then visit http://www.greatfailure.com/) and the new "15 Minutes". You can also check out the satirical side of Steve every Sunday in the LA Daily News.

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