Chris Christie

Keeping Up with the Christie Crises

Cable news has been so preoccupied with the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines flight 370 that they’ve lost touch with the ballooning scandals surrounding New Jersey Governor and doughnut connoisseur Chris Christie. Therefore, it falls upon us to bring you up to date on the most recent developments.

Bartcop, 1953-2014

One of our friends and allies, Bartcop, passed away this morning after a protracted illness – one which he and almost everyone he knew had expected to take him years ago. His eponymous Web site was launched in 1986 after Internet guru Marc Perkel, a fan of his e-mail newsletter "Rush Limbaugh, Lying Nazi Whore"…

Cutting Through Fukushima Fog: Radiation in U.S.?

If the reactor-meltdown disaster at the Dai-ichi nuclear plant in Fukushima is as dire as much of the evidence suggests — a "ticking time bomb," now with more radiation crossing the Pacific by air and ocean — what can the U.S. and international community do to mitigate the worst effects? Bernard Weiner offers suggestions.

Mr. Zimmerman’s Neighborhood

Posing as Mr. Zimmerman, I am a wash-out, and I couldn’t even make the grade as a cop in a town which claim to fame is where the Amtrak Auto Train disgorges the cars and passengers that go with them so they can continue on to Disneyland or Miami in their own sedans.