Less than 2 weeks
At least 2 weeks but less than 5 weeks
At least 5 weeks but less than 10 weeks
At least 10 weeks but less than 3 months
At least 15 weeks but less than 4 months
6 months or more
I'm still working on my 1983 return

Please rate the unfairness of the current Federal income tax system?

Very unfair
Somewhat very unfair
Neither very unfair nor very very unfair
Somewhat crooked
Very crooked
Don't ask me, I am a CPA

Did you use an accountant or tax preparation service to prepare your federal income tax form?

Yes, at a cost of less than $8,000
Yes, at a cost of more than $8,000

Please indicate how difficult/easy you found it to complete your federal income tax return this year?

Very difficult
Somewhat hard
Neither unhard nor undifficult
Somewhat tough
It's a bitch!

Have you ever had to spend time or money correcting an error caused by incorrect information or advice you received from the IRS?

Are you kidding? Of course.
Is the Pope Catholic?

If you have ever sought assistance or guidance from the IRS, how would you rate the response you received?

Very unhelpful
Somewhat very unhelpful
Neither very helpful nor very very unhelpful
They helped themselves to my wallet
They found an error in their favor
The had me arrested

Do you believe that the current federal tax system is an effective or ineffective way for the government to raise revenue?

Very extremely effective
Somewhat excruciatingly effective
Neither extremely effective nor excruciatingly ineffective
Somewhat like extortion
Like taking candy from a baby
Better than at gun point

Do you think that the amount you pay to the Federal Government in taxes is fair or unfair?

Extremely unfair
Somewhat extremely unfair
Neither extremely unfair nor unbelievably unfair
Somewhat of a huge debilitating burden
Much like pulling out your own wisdom teeth
About as fair as a lynch mob

What is the maximum percentage of an individual taxpayer's income that you believe should go to all the taxes he or she has to pay, including Federal, State, local, sales and other taxes?

Less than 87 percent
At least 1 percent but less than 3 percent
At least .75 percent but less than 2 percent
At least .50 percent but less than 1 percent
The government should give me 20 percent
The government should give me 30 percent
I want to be Speaker of the House!

If you had to choose one, which would you rather have?

A Porsche 911
Your own F-111
A simplification of the federal income tax return
A 65 foot Hinckley Yacht
A Hotel in Aspen

Which of the following statements comes closest to your own view of the IRS?

There are a lot of fat women in spandex working there
I think there are too many illegal aliens processing our returns
Doesn't Ross Perot process all those forms?
I'd like to own the IRS
Des the word "Gestapo" mean anything to you?

Of all the problems facing America, where would you place reforming the tax code and the IRS?

More important than the MIR space station
Less important than neutering "Socks' the Cat
Not as important as indicting Grover Norquist
A little more important than owning the complete set of the Princess Diana Funeral tapes
More important than finding a cure for baldness

How long did it take to resolve your problem or question?

Less than 1 year
At least 1 hour but less than 2 years
At least 2 hours but less than 3 years
At least 3 hours but less than 1 decade
At least 4 hours but less than 5 minutes
At least 5 hours but less than a century
Let's put it this way - my great great grandchildren will benefit from the resolution of my problem.

Was resolving your problem or question more time consuming than you expected?

Do birds have wings?

Are Pit Bulls nasty?

Is Kelly Anne Fitzpatrick a natural blonde?

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