Have a great life, Newt. We'll all miss you on WorldsBiggestBlatherer.com

One wonders what Newt Gingrich's actual goal was during most of the hilarious GOP race to the bottom, especially because everyone knew from the start that Mitt Romney would get the nod from "normal" voters which does not include:

• Jesus freaks,
• Insane women who claim then have 26 children;
• Over-the-hill members of Congress who run to make money for themselves on laughable "newsletters";
• Men who bring their dead baby home to "say goodbye" to their other small children;
• Pizza Mavens who come up with moronic 9-9-9 plans; and, of course
• Phony intellectual history tutors who have obviously avoided therapy, EST and rehab for far too long.

I assume the Newtster met with the Romneys secretly at his wife's "take-out" mortuary.  I mean, Wife No. 3 Callista is gorgeous — if the bot in "Mars Attacks" who enters the President's bedroom is any example.  The Ging must have thought of her as a good replacement for his cancer-ridden ex, but I wonder how the word "trophy" fits now?  Could it be that Newt will dump her for something more alluring — perhaps one of the Kardashians? 

This is our take on the meeting where Newt was promised a clerkship in the Department of Education and peanut vendor at the National Zoo in exchange for giving his 3 delegates to Romney.  Of course, the Ging could entertain "lobbying" again.  After all, he has proven to be a true magnum force in American political history.

How long before he appears as THE star on the sidewalk of www.poltiicalgraveyard.com is your guess.   He is already in there as "Newton Leroy McPherson" (his prison name?) for being reprimanded in 1997 by the House of Representatives, and fined $300,000, over false statements he had made during an investigation of his use of tax-exempt organizations for partisan advocacy. He was still living as of 2010.

As of now - who knows?

Have a great life, Newt. We'll miss you on Match.com