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Even after several billion people around the world, including me, laughed their heads off at the latest Ralph Lauren design for the 2012 Olympic American Team, the company – so angry at the media for “niggling” them – has now changed the designs so that the Polo Pony on the shirts is 11.5 times as large and the USA emblem is just a nipple cover – if the nipple is in the “right place”.

Not only that, but the polo mallet being held by the rider actually works!

When chest muscles are flexed the mallet swings in a perfect arc over the “left place”.

Lauren couldn’t be reached for comment yet I sort of like bravado – and this might be it. You decide, fair and balanced (per my mentor Roger Ailes!)