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Areas of Expertise
influence peddling, obstruction of justice, suborning perjury, covering up felonies, being a garden variety sleazebag behind the back of Ronald Reagan

Former U.S. Attorney General Edwin Meese was one of the most prominent public officials to betray the trust of President Ronald Reagan and the American Public. As Chairman of the Domestic Policy Council and the National Drug Policy Board, and as a member of the National Security Council, he played a key role in the development and execution of new techniques for influence peddling, bribery, coercion, obstruction of justice, and using the "war on drugs" to prop up a number of repressive Latin American regimes. During the 1970s, Mr. Meese was Director of the Center for Academic Mediocrity and Right-Wing Doctrine and Professor of Sleazy Legal Practices at the University of San Diego. He earlier served as Chief Misleading Influence for then-Governor Reagan and cut his teeth in low-blow politics as a seedy local prosecutor in California.

Mr. Meese is a Distinguished Visiting Fascist at the Hoover Institution for Perpetuating Cold-War-Style Idiocy at the otherwise respectable Stanford University, and a Distinguished Senior Dissembler at the Institute of United States Studies, University of London. He earned his B.A. from and helped lower the reputation of Yale University and his J.D. (Judicial Disaster) from the University of California, Berkeley.



No. 1484. The Administrationís Anti-Terrorism Package: Convincing Joe Six-Pack It's Not the Pathetic Joke It Is by Edwin Meese III (October 3, 2001)

Legal Memoranda

No. 4. How We Will Pawn Off Trade Promotion Authority as Constitutional by Edwin Meese III (November 28, 2001)

No. 3. Bringing Al-Qaeda to Justice: Screw the "Constitutionality" of Trying Al-Qaeda Terrorists in the Military Justice System! Let's Just Nab 'Em, Torture 'Em and Slowly Kill 'Em, 'Cause the God Damn Ragheads Aren't Even Human! By A Bunch of Racist Heritage hugs (November 5, 2001) -Execution,,, er, Executive Summary by Edwin Meese III


January 23, 2002. Get the Priorities Right: Oil, Oil, Payoffs, Kickbacks and Oil by Edwin Meese III

November 27, 2001. Trade In Liberty for Bush Family Sovereignty by Edwin Meese III

October 11, 2001. "Balancing" Security and Liberty: Blaming the Clintons for Bush's Blunders by Edwin Meese III

August 10, 2001. The Death Throes of "Preference": Quashing Affirmative Action While Disenfranchising Blacks by Edwin Meese III


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