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Recent Poll Results

Many journalists and pundits have noted DumbBellYuh's resemblance to various simian species. Which does he most resemble??

Our certified results as of official end of poll, March 17, 2000 at 12:00 PM (including email votes) and seem to confirm the assertions to be found at the Bush or Chimp web site:
chimpanzee (519) 38.4% 
baboon (341) 25.1% 
monkey (113) 8.4% 
mandrill (85) 6.3% 
bonobo (83) 6.1% 
gibbon (68) 5% 
macaque (62) 4.6% 
lemur (56) 4.4% 
gorilla (24) 1.7% 

We received a number of letters and e-mails protesting this poll as an insult to simians worldwide.


Which of His Fraudulency George II's appointments to his cadre is the stupidest so far?

Our certified results as of official end of poll, Jan. 13, 2000 at 12:00 PM (including email votes):
John Ashcroft (602) 68.8%
Donald Rumsfeld (51) 5.8%
Dick Cheney (49) 5.6%
Christy Whitman (41) 4.7%
Tommy Thompson (35) 4%
Ari Fleischer (26) 3%
Colin Powell (25) 2.9%
Condoleeezzza Rice (22) 2.5%
Mel Martinez (17) 1.9%

Ann Veneman (7) 0.8%

This poll was posted before Linda Chavez was named -- and then exposed as a liar and fraud.


Which member of His Fraudulency Bush's official or unofficial team will be the first to be tainted by a new scandal?

Our certified results as of official end of poll, Dec. 29, 2000 at 12:00 PM:
John Ashcroft (176) 28%
Jeb Bush (172) 28%
Katherine Harris (79) 12%

Dick Cheney (78) 12%
Christy Whitman (25) 4%
Anton Scalia (22) 3%
Colin Powell (17) 2%
Andy Card (16) 2%
Condoleezza Rice (13) 2%
Ari Fleischer (10) 1%

Gee -- where did all the neo-fascists go?


Time to ''name'' George W. Bush!

Our certified results as of official end of poll, Dec. 26, 2000 at: 6:00 AM:
His Fraudulency (147) 20%
Smirk (107) 14%
Not-Our-President Bush (104) 14%
Chicken George (104) 14%
Dumbya (101) 14%*
Shrub (61) 8%
Little George (55) 7%
Snippy (48) 6%
The Connecticut Thief (15) 2%
Frat Boy George (8) 1%

*including a last- minute surge of votes from followers of two neo-fascist sites: 128


"Do you think George W. Bush Should be indicted and impeached for voter fraud in Florida?"

Our certified results as of official end of poll, Dec. 24, 2000 at: 6:00 AM:
YES: 816
NO: 364*
DON'T KNOW: 13

*37 when you remove nutcase neo-fascists and organized right-wing bigots


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